THiiNGS YOU GET STAGE FRiiGHT FOR

Everyone gets embarrassed over the same stuff - and after a while, it’s boring. You have no sympathy for the person who calls “Brad” “Wade: on accident when they pass him in the hall. 

Whats actually REALLY funny, is the few things in life that you can do completely fine on your own, but when someone is with you, you are totally incapable. Essentially, they are everyday things you get stage fright over. I’m sure there are a trillion things, but this is what I came up with. My friends were no help, except @jennaveee cause she’s cool like that. 

  1. Parallel Parking 
  2. Peeing when you know the person who is in the stall next to you 
  3. Eating salad on a date 
  4. Singing on command
  5. Typing something into google with someone looking over your shoulder - why can you never type right when someone is looking? 
  6. Recording your outgoing voicemail message 
  7. Eating a banana in public