Posts tagged "funny"

UNIC0RN L0VE

It’s no secret that I have a soft spot for unicorns. They are, after all, the only UNI thing thats not gross (uni-boob, uni-brow).

I’m really letting down my guard here, this is the most nerdy quality I have. Proof…

UNi-key

Sad. To contribute to this, my intern-ly bff Rachel sent me a great cartoon, “Ten Reasons it Would Rule to Date A Unicorn.” Here is my favorite clip… follow the link to see the whole cartoon. Power to all the mystical beasts in the world.

Ten Reasons it Would Rule to Date a Unicorn


Should have been an apple…


THE CONFIRMATION QUESTION

The Confirmation Question is prevalent in most everyone’s life. Whether you realize it’s frequency or not is another story. My curiousity about and adoration for The Confirmation Question really arose from my brother’s failure to follow the unwritten rule of this question — answer it.

Let me elaborate a bit. My brother calls the confirmation question, “a stupid question”, which really consists of questions like…

Me: ”Are you really wearing shorts today?”

Him: “No, they’re pants. They’re just invisible from the knees down.”

-or-

Me: “Did you tie that tie all by yourself?”

Him: “No, the tie fairies came and tied it.”

Being a sass and sarcasm lover myself, I appreciate his humor but his answers to these Confirmation Questions have really made me look at how often we ask something just to ask it. And this goes beyond people just loving to hear themselves talk (with a few exceptions, obviously.) It’s away we express disbelief (Wow, is it really snowing?) or attempt to make people second guess themselves. But it’s also a conversation starter (or continuer)…by continuer I mean, when someone says something that you really have nothing to respond with you BAM throw The Confirmation Question in their face and they’ll continue to elaborate. Not sure it really comes in handy when you’re trying to get people to shut up.

I plan to embrace The Confirmation Question (in moderation). If it makes you feel better, confirm away people.


TRUE BEAUTY…

Photo Cred


LET’S CONDONE LAZY AMERICA

Obviously, americans are lazy. We live in the laziest culture on the planet. 90% of the time it is absolultely sickening but sometimes… it’s hilarious. The shit people come up with so they don’t have to do the shit that is inconvenient. Speaking of shit… (and lazy america)

Seriously? Who came up with that? And does anyone actually use it?



Uhhh… do you have any air back there? I would like to buy some.



BOOKS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH COFFEE…except the table they sit on

If I had all the money in the world, I would make Minkee blankets for all the people I love. This confirms my theory that I am aging at 5x the rate of the rest of my peers. While they are at the bars, I’m at home sewing blankets. Rep the Grandma status.

If I eventually ran out of people to make blankets for, I would spend the rest of my money on coffee table books. How entertaining would it be to have the following connection in your living room….

Essential topics: Dirty (sexual, potty humor, and otherwise), insightful, photography, humourus, inspiring.

And for your weird old friend that still likes babies dressed as vegetables…an Anne Geddes tribute.


THINGS TRYING TO BE SOMETHING THEIR NOT.

  1. Jeggings (Jean Leggings) - No, I’m not referring to the ultimate comfortable, stretchy, skinniest-skinny jean.  I’m talking about literal leggings that are denim print…with fake pockets. The pants  that call attention to your butt because they are so tight. First the guys say DAMN and then they say hell no, no butt should look like that in jeans.
  2.  Astroturf - Grass that doesn’t make your knees green but BURNS you. 
  3. Hair Extensions - I feel guilty that I cannot distinguish between extensions and real hair. Sneaky. 
  4. Hybrid Tahoe - Oxymoron…no matter what you say
  5. Non-alcoholic beer - The most wannabe beverage on the market.